It had to be here didn't it? Facebook is without doubt one of the most annoying things about modern day technology and culture. Facebook has taken away an under-appreciated part of life from us to some extent. Real human interaction. Nowadays if you have a Facebook profile then it sort of becomes this trap that you can't get out of as people will develop an annoying tendency to contact you via Facebook rather than by phone, admittedly, I do that myself. Those annoying people who post a status every 10 minutes either complaining about men or a status containing irrelevant song lyrics. All those unfunny "like" pages do my nut in as well. Maybe I'm just bitter about the website, because it cost me my job a couple of years ago. Word of advice, don't add people from work.
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Female Comedians
I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds Comediennes 90% of the time not funny. I'll reason why. A guy can talk about a wide range of topics from deep topics like politics or religion to light-hearted topics like TV or sport or general random adventures. Generally a guy finds it easier to talk about topics that affect women and men. As a result, man is funny. A woman though can only ever talk about topics that affect her or her girlfriends, for example period pains, men and chocolate. I'm not sexist, it's just the way our minds work.
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Local News
It's properly shit isn't it? Where I live we have North West Tonight presented by former Krypton Factor King Gordon Burns. Every evening, they have to include a shitty story about Mitsy the Cat who who got stuck up a tree or how Reginald has spent 80 years collecting rare stamps! Then if that's not cringe worthy enough they have to have that little "aw how cute was Mitsy!?" chat on the sofa before they say goodbye. Regional news therefore has to be included on this list of most annoying things.
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Protestors
Now I know that people have a right to stand up for issues that they disagree with. But let's not be fickle, 90% of those involved are most likely just jumping on the bandwagon. Most recently we had the Teacher strikes and the ensuing protests. What annoyed me was that they were protesting a small reduction in their pensions. Have they forgotten that we are in deep shit financially? Yet despite the fact that in a society ridden with unemployment and debt they feel the need to act like they have been hard done by, despite the fact that they probably have one of the most secure jobs out of those fortunate enough to have jobs here in the UK.
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Indie Kids
Do you remember when Kings of Leon released 'Sex on Fire.' Suddenly all these kids proclaimed to be fans. Ask them about 'Holy Roller Novocaine' and they wouldn't have a fucking clue. But what does the music industry do? It churns out one pretentious indie band out after another, each one sounding exactly like the band that came before. Converse and cardigans I can handle but skinny jeans and floppy hair...!!? Dress like a man for Christ's sake!
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Harry Potter
I've only ever seen the first two movies, never read the books so maybe I'm being a bit harsh talking about this. It's not so much the books or movies that bother me. It's adults who rave about it. They are kid's books! The reason I never watched any of the movies since the second installment was because I grew up and went onto more adult literature such as Tolkien and Stephen King. Leave Harry Potter for the kids!
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Cheryl Cole
I think a lot of us are becoming increasingly annoyed with Newcastle's Darling. Yes, she's gorgeous. But that sort of becomes a novelty when you see her face 20 times a day, whether it be on TV or in the papers. The 'phwoar effect' wears off eventually and as we seem to be now, realise that Cheryl Cole is actually rather annoying with her constant whining about being hard done by in recent years. To top it off, what does she do? She goes back to Ashley. Where would she have been if he hadn't cheated on her? Still a WAG and in Girls Aloud.
3.
Lewis Hamilton
What a jumped up spoilt prick. First, he tells his dad, the man who raised, supported and tutored him along his path to becoming World Champion to piss off effectively. Then he gets his Hollywood girlfriend, starts to believe the silly 'Ayrton Senna' comparisons and whenever he causes an accident and gets a slap for it, storms off threatening to leave the team that gave him that chance in Formula 1. Maybe it's because everyone has now realised that some German kid who came along at the same time, yet everyone seemed to ignore, who goes by the name Sebastian Vettel, is actually a far better driver?
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Trash TV
Shows like The Only Way is Essex, Jersey Shore and Geordie Shore. They are not good or funny. They are shows full of absolute orange muppets who are only famous for being absolute orange muppets. It saddens me that society embraces such degenerates and utter embarrassments. They should be gassed, not paid loads of money to act like complete orange muppets.
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Manchester United
An absolute ambomination. Jammy last minute winners, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand's spastic upper lip, some Portugese Jacko lookalike, Old Whiskey's purple nose, them shit Brazilian twins, a chain smoking lumbering Bulgarian Andy Garcia lookalike, the dog eating, haven't got a clue where I'm running, but I'll keep on running because it'll make people think I'm good Gook are all just a few things I hate about Manchester United.
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